You know how there are 5 stages of grief? Here are my 5 stages of having a cold, gathered from firsthand experience in these miserable past few days...
Stage 1: Sore throat -- it starts off as an itching and may even grow to difficulty of swallowing, but if you feel this, better take your airborne now before it's too late!!
Stage 2: Runny nose -- stock up on tissues b/c you'll be blowin' through them in no time
Stage 3: Stuffy nose, coughs, and headaches -- put some lotion on that dry nose, and get accustomed to lookin' like rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. Doing homework probably isn't the best idea, either, since it'll take 100x as long to complete simple tasks. Try not to make too much of a ruckus' in class with those loud hearty coughs. hehe
Stage 4: Nausea -- I don't know why this has to happen. Completely unnecessary in my opinion. Alison recommends eating "jellow"... yes, "jellow"....
Stage 5: Halluciations -- I kid you not, when I was lying on my bed trying to get over stage 4, my body decided to send a message to my mind to tell me that it felt the bed shift (even though there's absolutely no reason for my bed to). Welcome, dear friends, to stage 5...
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4 comments:
high five!
hugs and handpounds
holler nancy!
low five?
(the cooler, more gangster version of the high five.)
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